On Facebook, a crime report can read a lot differently than it would on a police blotter or in a news story. Take this example from the Brimfield, Ohio, Police Department: "Two females arrested. ... They walked into the store thin and walked out much 'thicker.' We are thinking it was the additional shirts and 'booty' shorts they put on under their own clothing..." Brimfield Police Chief David Oliver wrote on April 29. "Their 'booties' and the rest of them were taken to the bed and breakfast ... where the shorts are longer ... and so are the days."